Christian Abel is the most uninteresting man in the world.
His talents are many and when he decides to speak, he chooses “CAPS LOCKS” or " Large Fonts" always.
1. He never says something unless it’s in “ CAPS or Large Fonts "
2. He can kill two stones with one bird in “ CAPS”
3. He once made a weeping willow laugh in “CAPS
4. He lives vicariously through himself in “ CAPS”
5. His business card is in “ Large Fonts ”
6. He once taught a German shepherd how to bark in Spanish “ CAPS and in Large Fonts”
7. He once won a fist fight by typing in “ CAPS “
8. He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards in “ CAPS & Large Fonts “
9. He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks in “ CAPS”
10. He has won the lifetime achievement award... twice for typing in “ CAPS only “
11. He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only types in “ CAPS Large Fonts”
12. He is left-handed. And right-handed while typing in “ CAPS”
13. If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would be in “ CAPS and in large Fonts “