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The purpose of this essay is to discuss the phenomenon of Ban Appeal. I will first begin by defining Ban Appeal and then move onto why I, Vietminh, have it. I will then conclude with the condition under which I will return.
Mary and Websters dictionary defines Ban Appeal as "the quality of being unbanned in a sexual way" or "personal appeal or physical attractiveness especially by players of the Hello Clan Server". In the case of the first definition there is nothing else that needs to be said, I am inclined to submit to your desires and allow you to unban me. In the second case I believe I can make a strong argument that you have these urges for my return with a few examples.
I will begin with Iceskater whom I know believes I have strong Ban Appeal. On many occasions he has indicated that he is willing to unban people who are willing to contribute in a positive manner and I am willing to do this. Moving onto Roboduck, though I have played hard to get with him in the past I know he is very fond of my pancake gun and that he would surely welcome a return of my syrupy surprise on his deceased corpse. Lastly, Pinky, I know of all those mentioned he has the most reason to not want me unbanned but I also know that of all those here he can surely appreciate the concept of "the more the merrier".
In conclusion I would like to state that I am willing to return with a minimal of conditions, only one in fact, I want Iceskater to do his best attempt at a southern country accent on Teamspeak. Upon hearing this I will be willing to return to the server.
Mary and Websters dictionary defines Ban Appeal as "the quality of being unbanned in a sexual way" or "personal appeal or physical attractiveness especially by players of the Hello Clan Server". In the case of the first definition there is nothing else that needs to be said, I am inclined to submit to your desires and allow you to unban me. In the second case I believe I can make a strong argument that you have these urges for my return with a few examples.
I will begin with Iceskater whom I know believes I have strong Ban Appeal. On many occasions he has indicated that he is willing to unban people who are willing to contribute in a positive manner and I am willing to do this. Moving onto Roboduck, though I have played hard to get with him in the past I know he is very fond of my pancake gun and that he would surely welcome a return of my syrupy surprise on his deceased corpse. Lastly, Pinky, I know of all those mentioned he has the most reason to not want me unbanned but I also know that of all those here he can surely appreciate the concept of "the more the merrier".
In conclusion I would like to state that I am willing to return with a minimal of conditions, only one in fact, I want Iceskater to do his best attempt at a southern country accent on Teamspeak. Upon hearing this I will be willing to return to the server.