Zombie Plan

[Cpl.AJ]

Everyone needs a zombie plan! A zombie plan is a back up plan in real life, if a zombie outbreak was to ever occur (it can happen guys...) for example: if a Zombie outbreak was to occur, would you move to a different country, much more colder? (canada) because zombies dont have body heat so they can freeze to death in canada.

MY zombie plan is to get my family, my 2 best friends and my girlfriend and her family together, and set up a safe zone around a sports shop or something (possible a resturant is across the street) and try to hold out. if aything happends we can drive or make our way to the harbor and get a boat.

So whats your plan? -_- (Ryan, you dont need one because everyone knows Canadians are immune to zombie bites)

 

[CommandoBeta]

I would let a zombie bite me, then lead my huge zombie armies into AJ's safezone and then take over the world!

 

[SgtStubbs]

Seriously, really Zombies. THEY AREN"T REAL. Your games aren't reality.

 

[GunRunner]

Seriously, really Zombies. THEY AREN"T REAL. Your games aren't reality.

Really, Stubs....?

You don't think Zombies are real?

I know for fact that my former neighbor is a Zombie.

That's why I have five Zombie plans on the books.

 

[GunRunner]

I would let a zombie bite me, then lead my huge zombie armies into AJ's safezone and then take over the world!

Once you become a zombie, your thought processes will not work. Your idea of going into AJ's "Safe Zone" will no longer be an idea. You'll just function as a mindless humanoid looking for humans...

Better to get a shotgun and kill all undead.

 

[Kurk]

1. Create a chemical weapon that destroys all cells in the body.
2. Kill all the Zombies.
3. Become ruler of the surviving Human Race.

I am almost there. Almost/

 

[Cpl.AJ]

I would let a zombie bite me, then lead my huge zombie armies into AJ's safezone and then take over the world!

Zombies are attracted by noise, so all i gotta do is fire a gun in the OPPOSITE direction and we will be safe xD

 

[CommandoBeta]

No I will be the clever zombie. My zombie army will also use helicopters ! And nukes : D

 

[acashmony]

1. Create a chemical weapon that destroys all cells in the body.
2. Kill all the Zombies.
3. Become ruler of the surviving Human Race.

I am almost there. Almost/

kurk i would be very scared

 

[SgtStubbs]

No, beta you make yourself the bait and lead them to AJ and then take a Huey far away and kill Kurk after he uses the weapon and rule the world.

 

[acashmony]

i like that idea!

 

[SgtStubbs]

Also Gun, if you truly believe in Zombies thats unfortunate.

 

[GunRunner]

Also Gun, if you truly believe in Zombies thats unfortunate.

It's the internet, you cannot take things so seriously. Why on earth would I actually believe in zombies?

Geez dude, lighten up.


Vampires on the hand....

 

[Kurk]

Vampires on the hand....

Vampires, they are real! Those teenagers dressed in black going around with "Team Edward" and whatever other team there is. There is an impending vampire war on our hands! Buy moar garlic.

 

[SgtStubbs]

Oh, yes vampires and werewolves watch out.

 

[Cpt. Giggles]

I punch zombies in the face. hard and fast. In the face. I get a running start and use my momentum to mess their stuff up.

 

[SgtStubbs]

they would eat your fist, lol.

 

[Cpt. Giggles]

Nope. cause ima G like that... I own them.

 

[Cpl.AJ]

what the hell -_- this topic is on zombie plans, not on methods of killing me >:O

 

[Cpt. Giggles]

Not you. I would own the zombies.