Well here is what I would do...
I would do exactly like Abby did , Who is Abby who are asking? Well Let me tell you.
Abby was a girl from up "north" , She wanted to be a farmer really bad and own her own farm animals , Long story short she moved down "south" , Where she then found a farmer with Donkeys for sale. She asked him how much for the "Donkey" as she called it and he just laughed and said "Donkey? Round heere we call em Ass" . So she replied "How much for the ass?" All said and done she bought the ass for 10 dollars , but the farmer informed her that she would have to get off of it every ten miles and scratch it on the ass so it will move again as it was very old. So shes on her ass waking down the old road and she stumbles apon a farmer who had chickens and roosters for sale. She asks the farmer how much for 1 chicken and 1 rooster , he replied "Round here we call chickens , pull-its , and roosters are called cocks" , So she bought 1 of each and carried them each in both arms while on her ass. About a mile down the road shes stopped on her ass and a Cowboy comes passing by and asked her " Miss I've noticed you have been stopped here for awhile , need a hand?" Having been told she replied "Mister , I'm not from around here but will you hold my Cock and Pull-it , while I scratch my Ass
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