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PART1: It all started when I first first heard Surfin Bird while playing bfv. a year later, upon needing a new name, I decided to center a name around that song. Of course, backl then i accually though the song was surfin byrd. i quickly realized it was bird, but decided to keep byrd. Byrd needed something unique to him: his decision speaking in what now is known as thyrd person. Byrd used the thompson, and garand in bf1942. Byrds first friend was believe it or not: Cpl. Conway. We had one well known past time: fishing (por throwing epacks and nades off boats, most of the time sinking the boat. Conway dissapeared a short while later, but not before introducing him to Tyler (aka Ldr.Havoc). When ever a "girl" came on, tyler tried to hit on "her" and have on server sex. So byrd and his bro decided to pose(this was byrds bro) as his gf, and hd sex with him on the server, only to end up shooting him in tthe face. The rivalry started when tyler found out. At this time byrd adopted the tatic of tiger stealing (byrd has stolen 117 tigers to date). Upon entering on gaudalcanal, byrd discovered tylers new Clan: {LS} Later codenamed Lesbain Sluts