Duck Joke

[TheFlyingKillah]

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
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Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

Reply if you got a even funnier joke! :twisted: :twisted:

 

[MichaelKnight]

What do you call a hotdog wearing a costume? a halloweener

 

[Tedde]

i lol'd

 

[Freshblood]

Q) Where does a general keep his armies...? A) Up his sleavies

 

[Travco]

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because your the one who decided to play frogger.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It played to many Frogger games

Why did the Duck cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

 

[Alphascout]

why does travco have all these jokes?

i have no idea

 

[Travco]

Why did Travco cross the road?

To get to the choppa' !



Why did Alpha scout cross the road?

To run away from a pilot ground surfing in a helicopter
http://www.xfire.com/video/348010/

 

[Tedde]

Why did Travco cross the road?

To get to the choppa' !



Why did Alpha scout cross the road?

To run away from a pilot ground surfing in a helicopter
http://www.xfire.com/video/348010/

:lol:

 

[Travco]

Im glad you found it funny

 

[Lost]

Q. Why is Lost up at 10:32 P.M on the coolest clan's Web sight?

A.To become some thing other then a newbie




lol its ok you can say it it is horrible just....just say it and ill take it off no problem :"(

 

[Alphascout]

why does travco fly planes?

because he cant own me or lost with sniper

 

[Lost]

why does travco fly planes?

because he cant own me or lost with sniper

oorha fighting00 sniper00

 

[ScarletTourniquet]

You think Travco's jokes are bad? Psht. Please. I'm the queen of bad jokes! =P

What's red and looks like a bucket?
- A red bucket.

What's green and looks like a bucket?
- A red bucket in disguise.

What's pink and fluffy?
- Pink fluff.

What's blue and fluffy?
- Pink fluff holding its breath.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
- Where's my tractor???

What did the farmer say when he saw a cow on his roof?
- GET DOWN COW!!!

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkley?
- Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be a panadol (which is a painkiller if you didn't know)

 

[CommandoBeta]

What's red and looks like a bucket?
- A red bucket.

What's green and looks like a bucket?
- A red bucket in disguise.

thumbsup0

 

[BigPinkPig]

)What's pink and fluffy?
- Pink fluff.
no its BigPinkPig

 

[SucceededKiller]

fluffy pigs? really? I think I need to go Finland
Or fluffy people? thats just wierd...