THE ADVENTURES OF SK AND AJ EPISODE 2 - THE HOLE

[Cpl.AJ]

[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: SK
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: You fool!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I have lured you into my trap
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *refuses to be lured into trap*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: How the hell do you refuse!?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *pulls lever*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *cage traps SK
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *kicks cage*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *cage collapses*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: where did you buy this?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ... I didn't buy it
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: John had it
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Remind to never borrow something from him ever again
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Sure will
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: What shall our adventure be today?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Nothing
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Nothing... *sigh*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *sits on SK's couch*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *falls through trap hole*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: AHHHHH
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *lands on hard floor*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FOR!?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Ahh..yes...well that was my trap
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: not from John, obviosuly
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *obviously
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ... WHO GAVE IT TO YOU!?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Wallzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller:
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ... Eh -_-
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Get me out of here!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: That's the thing...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Wallzeeeeeeeeeeeeeee disappeared before it was finished
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Hang on...I might have a rope here somewhere
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Oh god does that mean I'm stuck down here!?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: With these... DIRTY TOP HATS!?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *finds rope*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: here you go!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *lowers rope*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *grabs onto rope*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Pull me up!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: NOW!!!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *pulls rope*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *rips half Way up*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: OH GOD!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *falls back into hole*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *cries in pain*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: I have an idea!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *gives dirt*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: T_T I'm gonna die in here...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: place these under you and jump
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: It works on minecraft...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: OK...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *throws dirt under me while I jump*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *makes cloud of red smoke*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *cough*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Just keep going"
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: almost there
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: ssssssssssssssssssssssssss
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *continues*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I'm just making a freakin mess!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Fine!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *lowers strenghtened rope ladder from earlier*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I don't trust that
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I might fall again
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: but look!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: You have to come down here and get me
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: the label
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *made in the USA*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: surely you trust America?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: On second thoughts...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: It depends on which side of america
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *pulls alddder up*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *ladder
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: here!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *puts anoother ladder down*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *made in Great Britain*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller:
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ... I REFUSE!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: IT PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE CHIPS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: I can always get John to help...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Good point
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *hops onto ladder*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Good
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Pull me up!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *pulls up*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I'm free!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: BODY SLAM SK
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *body slams SK into hole*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *presses emergency exit button*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: What is that!?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: A way out
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller:
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: WHY DIDN'T WE USE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Because if we had I would not have been able to promote GREAT Britain
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: and...insult the USA
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller:
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *shoots emergency button with revolver*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Get your ass down there
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *pushes sk*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *searches for the THT I dropped earlier*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *TNT
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: here we go!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *presses detonator*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Now we are both stuck!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Hey look a tunnel
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Should we go through it?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Hmm...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: what about the "do not enter" sign?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Pfft screw It lets go
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *gives M9*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: thanks
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *gives torch*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Forget the torch
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: The stuff we carry around with us...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *tuns on cell phone light*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Ikr?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Let's go
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *begins walking through tunnel*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Hmm what do these markings on the wall say?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: It must be ancient hyroghliphics
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: No no
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: It's jsut british English...silly Americans XD
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Oh...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *just
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Well what does it say?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Lemme try read it
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ... TOP OF THEEEEE MOOOORRRRNNING TOOOO YOOUUUU... FEEEESSSH AAAAANNNDD CCCROOOMPETS
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I can't read it. You try
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: ok..well...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Tally ho old chap, what a dilemma you have. Use the stairs!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: "..."
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: What does that mean?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: See, that was easy
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: well..it emans 2use the stairs"
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *means
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Oh
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: What stairs?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *looks behind*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: probably those ones
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Let's go through and see what we find
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: sure
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *goes up stairs*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Wow!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: that top hat collection
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ... A TOP HAT COLLECTION!?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: and...and...crumpets?!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: This is like...heaven for british people
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ... I want to go home
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *curls up in ball*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: awwww
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: wait...there must be something American here
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Besides me? I think not...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: ahh here, the "declaration of independence" we stole, so technically without this you are not independant
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: but it's ok..we don't want you anymore
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: take it
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: -_-
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *grabs*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Finally...freedom
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I wanna go home...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: well...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *looks around*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *sees emergency escape hatch*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Us british are always prepared
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ... Yeah that explains how u lost the US revolution
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Now let's get out of here!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: lost?!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: we let you win...and now yousee why. The wars you guys get into
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: but sure, lets leave
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *gets in escape hatch*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *follows behind*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: We have 3 choices...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: London, the local croquet field or...whats that..the freemasons guild
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Press one!
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[00] <This user is now online>
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Oi
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: There's one more
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: (do you still have the chat log -_-)
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Sure do, I'm British, I have everything
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Anyways there's a extra button
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: It says "you will see"
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Let's click that one
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Do we want to risk this?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: We could end up launched into Space
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Sure why not? ;D we got 2 main characters in this story - what can possibly go wrong?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *clicks button*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: My house!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: oh, ther eit goes
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *hatch opens*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Where...are we?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Oh crap...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: SK
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Make sure your M9 is loaded ._.
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: is that...a...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Yep
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: A giant statue of Kim Jong Il
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: We're in North Korea o_o
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Awesome!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *goes up to soldier*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: -_-
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: SK dont!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *shows North Korean friendship association card*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: I knw this would come in handy!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: -_- *face palm* I forgot you signed up to that website...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I'm Chinese, so they won't bother me I guess
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: An Englishman is always prepared
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Well let's look around
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: ok
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *huge wind blows off jacket*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *revealing a I <3 SOUTH KOREA T-SHIRT*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Uh O.O
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: err...well
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: "I'm not with him!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *huge wind blows of SK's Jacket*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *Revealing an British flag t shirt*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Well shit...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: SK RUN!!!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Hang on
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Everyones loves Britain
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *walks up to a soldier*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: err...Run!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *NK soldiers remove there jackets*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *Revealing WE HATE BRITIAN T-shirts*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Run! *shoots Nk soldier*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: I see it!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: See what!?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: South Korea!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Run!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: We can't run that far!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: We must
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: We need a car!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: this is North Korea
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: We will be lucky if they have anything
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: besides rockets that explode...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Look! A conveniently outdated 1950's car!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: With a..jet engine?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: another crazy eexperiment
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ... ._.
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: I don't like this
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: you saw their last rocket
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Damn commies
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Yeah it blew up in mid aur
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Air
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Maybe...we jsut need to stay on the ground
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Nah!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: That rocket could have had vertigo
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Who cares!!!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *hops in*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I got the gun!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: You drive
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Great...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *NK's shoot SK in leg*
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[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: just sign here, here and here imdemnifying me from anything that happens...I don't want to be sued
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: I know what you Amerians are like
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Uh ok *signs waver*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Thanks!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: lets go
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: We should patch your leg up
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: It's bleeding all over the place!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: no time...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Wait! I have an idea!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Hold still!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: if i lose it, I can always become a pirate
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Shut up and hold still!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *squeezez SK's leg*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *blood pool comes out*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: RUN TO THE CAR!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *runs*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: but...my leg
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Just limp*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *hops to the car*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *NKs slip in pool of blood*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: now...how do i change gear AND accelerate?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: With 1 good leg
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Just click the auto pilot button!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: oh, my cane!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: i must go get it
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I'll covet you
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: All British people need their cane
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *cover
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *grabs cane
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *throws grenade*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: right..lets go
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *auto pilot enable*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: where is this auto pilot going?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Set coordinates to the 38th paralell!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: but..It's all in Korean!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I can understand it
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: are you sure?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: maybe we should check with someone...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Nah nah
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I got an A in japanese
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: We should be good
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: but this is not japanese
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: and i know who we can check with
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: still got your phone?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Yeah
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: call Tedde! he is learning Korean...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: But it's a long distance phone!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Call
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: this is our lives!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: fine...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: or we could jsut skype him using North Koreas free country wide wi-fi
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: that will work!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *clicks Skype app*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *has conversation with tedde*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: he sounded sick...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: I'm sure he's fine
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: but he manadged to tell us what these words mean!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: this one next to the clutch says "he who floats in the wind"
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Kurk damn it tedde -__-
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: wait wait!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: it must be a clue
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: what flots in the wind...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Leaves!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: and we want to leave
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: press it!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: are you sure?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Yes
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *bullet hits window*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *presses it*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: GO GO GO!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: bye North Korea!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *flies away*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: crap!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: NK's had more of these cars!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: we need to fight back! there gaining on us!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Wow...got to hand it tothem, they are pretty cool
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: dont worry
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: we beat them back in the 50's we can do it again
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Does this button look like a gun to you?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: theres a gun in the compartment
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *presses button*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *finds M1 Garand*
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: laser cannons?!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: no!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: I'm coming here more often
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: its a lazer M1 garand!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: no we aint!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: gimme the rifle!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: and load a clip!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: hurry! my revolver cant shoot that far
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: err...where are the clips
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: !!!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: i got an idea!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: did you choose the only car without ammo?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: shut up!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: i have an idea
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: gimme ur M9
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *hands over M9 reluctantly*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I can load the rounds in like the Type 56 in BFV
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: im sure it will work
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *puts 9mm bullets into M1*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: EAT THIS COMMIE COCKS!!!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *shoots at 1950's car*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *car explodes*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: man, if these 9mm bullets can do that imagine what a lazer clip could do
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: oh hey! i found a lazer clip!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Yeah...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: awesome!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I forgot
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: John gave it to me at the tea party on saturday
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: err
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *loads lazer clip*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: dont ask
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: oh no
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ?
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: you are using something from John?!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: We all know how the alst thing ended up
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: IT WILL BE FINE
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *shoots lazer*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *LARGE lazer beam blasts out of gun destroying not the 1950's car but the HELLO clan private jet all the way in sweden*
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Well... uh...
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ._.
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Tedde's gonna be pissed ._.
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: It's fine
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: With Helloclan turning over daily profits in the billions he can just get another
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: well ACE OF DIAMONDS hacked into our bank account recently
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: only the 1 account?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: all of them
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: EVEN MINE T_T
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: what about the Swiis ones?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: :O
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *Swiss
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: probably not!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: I mean..what Swiss ones?
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ... -_-
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: We don't have swiss bank accounts..
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ok...
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: No-one does! it's a conspiracy
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: on the bright side we scared of the NK's
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Not surprised
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: I would like to know why John has a North Korean alser clip though
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ehh its John. I found a Coconut from madagascar in his house once
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: set a course for your house!
[00] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: we deserve a break!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: ok
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: course set
[00] <This user is now offline>
[00] <This user is now online>
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Look at the time!
[00] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: I'm going to sleep

 

[Kurk]

tl;dr

 

[Old Hippo]

AJ, you need to put "Attention Span Required" at the top.

 

[Tedde]

You should paint some pictures to go with the story before you upload

 

[toxic2]

such a great story.
awaiting episode 3.