THE ADVENTURES OF SK AND AJ EPISODE 1

[Cpl.AJ]

[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: SK
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: AJ
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I got something in the mail for you
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *gives box*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Open it
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *opens box*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: What...is this? :S
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *shows AJ*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Ehh
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: GOD DAMN
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: THOSE ARE THE REPLACEMENT PORTAL PARTS
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Awesome!
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *repairs portal*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Well... I turned into a Danish again
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Try the portal!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *goes through*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *explodes while I go through
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: hmm..I'm not cleaning up that mess
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Hey I didn't do this shit -_-
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: You probably put the parts on wrong
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *gives broom*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: fine!
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *cleans mess*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *rearranges portal parts*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Hmm
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: You go through this time
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *goes through*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *exits with money tree*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: awesome!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Is it in USD or pounds?
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: GBP
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Eh?
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: or...wait...
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *looks closely*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Swedish Krona?!
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: nooooooo!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Then it's completely worthless
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller:
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *lights on fire*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: thanks
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Lemme try
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *goes through*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *comes out with gift card for unlimited Xbox live*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller:
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ... ps3 player *puts card through shredder*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Noooooooo!
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: but...gah
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *looks at his xbox*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I don't play Xbox so I don't need it
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Wanna throw stuff into the portal and see what comes out?
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: sure
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *throws lizard in*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: err...is that a dinosaur?
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: run!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Shit
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *throws MP5*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Defend yourself!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *pulls out ranger sequoia*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *begins shooting at the weak point as seen in the Jurassic park fame*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *grabs RPG* ohh Made in North Korea, must be theat friendship association
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *game
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Shoot it!!!
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *fires RPG*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *misses*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ARE YOU SERIOUS???
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *shoots sequoia at dinosaur*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Worst toober ever
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *fires net*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: my pet!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *dinosaur EATS net*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Take this grenade I found in Johns closet
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *gives stick grenade*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Throw it!
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *throws grenade*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *lands near Hippo's shack*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *destroys hippos shack*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: .... He gonna be pissed
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: oh damn
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: lets leave the dino with hippo
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: and get out of here
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *creeps away*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Good idea!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *fires sequoia towards hippos house to distract dino*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Let's throw something else through
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *throws pair of shoes through*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *comes out as bananas*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Well...that was no fun
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Eh?
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Wait
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: just bananas
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller:
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: There banana shoes!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *puts on* cool
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: dont slip!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *slips*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: I warned you...
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Lands on c4 trigger that was rigged to blow up Tedde's beach house*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: How do we explain this?
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: When in doubt blame kurk
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: okej!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Your turn
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: hmm
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Throw a top hat in
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *throws spare portal through*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: err...
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: that...doesn't look god
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *good
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Hm?
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *army of zombies come out*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: yeah!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *loads sequoia* aim for the head!
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: zombie killling time
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *zombies ignore us*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *zombies continue walking towards HELLO city
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ...
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: it's fine, they can fix that
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: oh look!
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *sun rises*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *these zombies are not Mc zombies*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *zombies continue walking like bosses*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Well we have no choice
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *pulls out
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *mini portable chopper*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Hop in!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Ill tAke the gun*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *gets in*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: I hope you know how to drive
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: hmm
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *turns on autopilot*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *sets route*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: here we go
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Ok!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *begins firing down at zombies entering cities*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: is that...a nuke?
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *points at incoming missle*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *zombies return fire with AK47's
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Um, *puts in code* NPC_SPAWN MISSILE_DISSAPPEAR
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *missile dissappears*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: what about the other 50 behind it?!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *NPC_SPAWN_MISSILE_DISSAPPEAR ALL
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: phew
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: '*zombie shoots AK47 at us*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *warning sirens go off*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: err...i think we should get out
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *hops out*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: wait!
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: your parachite
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *parachute
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *presses 9 and deploys parachute*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *jumps out too*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *skydives into lake*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: SK lookout! Zombies incoming!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *throws SK an M9*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *kills zombies*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *zombie bites SK*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: err...
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *turns into zombie*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: "Brainssssssssssss"
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Oh sheet!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *throws tomahawk at Zombie SK*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *dodges tomahawk*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: "brainsssssssssssssssssss"
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *injects the only cure known to man*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *turns human again*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: thanks!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Let's go into Johns house!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *jumps through Johns window*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: it's..empty
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: "John!"
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: hmm
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: e must be out
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: He's locked himself in his room
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: And is playing diablo 3
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: damn!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Let's just eat his food
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *pulls main power out*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *throws SK a sandwhich*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *sounds of rage come from Johns room*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: we...we can't eat Johns sandwiches! he will..."
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: err...hey John
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *john quietly plugs power back in and goes back into room*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: that was close
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: No sh*t
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: *eats sandwhich*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Dafuq is this sh*t!? *spits out on SK*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: He didn't put mayo!
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *gets a cloth and wipes t off*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: SK copy and paste the whole chat log and post it on the website xD
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Show the world what we do in our spare time
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: I may end up admitted to a psychiactric ward
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: ?
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: look how crazy it is!
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *points to chat*
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Not that bad
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: It's just a random adventure
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: DO IT KAGGIT! DDD
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: No thanks xD
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Yes!!!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Well send me the chat
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Copy and paste
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: why cant you just do it? XD
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Because xblaze doesn't record chat
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: haha!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Now do it!

 

[SucceededKiller]

I will be surprised if anyone actually reads this...
Who liked it?! XD

 

[Max]

lol I read all of it ._.

 

[Tedde]

lol I read all of it ._.

 

[Kurk]

tl;dr

 

[Travco]

Also, read all of it. However the most funny bit:

[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: You go through this time
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *goes through*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *exits with money tree*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: awesome!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Is it in USD or pounds?
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: GBP
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Eh?
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: or...wait...
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: *looks closely*
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: Swedish Krona?!
[18] *<]:-( SucceededKiller: nooooooo!
[18] -[HELLO]-Cpl.AJ: Then it's completely worthless

 

[...]

readed haf of it than i stopped xD

 

[RyanCooper]

Read it all, was nice to read

 

[Kurk]

Jesus Christ, with the mass replies, Ryan.

 

[RyanCooper]

Haha, yes, 2 weeks of inactivity leads to that

 

[toxic2]

SK & AJ.... that was funny heheh